I’m Gonna Get You Sucker


Conrad is going out of his mind because his wife Amber is missing. She’s blowing up his phone calling him for the ransom money of 1 million quid to be dropped of in the woods by Conrad. At the same time, Tanya overheard the phone call and gave this vital information to the press. Conrad turns to Hazel for half the money and delivers it himself.

Happy, Amber calls Conrad to tell him her kidnapper got the money when in fact she wasn’t kidnapped at all, but living it up in a luxurious hotel.





You Can’t Play A Player!!


Amber, who the hell do you think you’re fooling? Of all people she’s trying to convince.... me? Tanya! The fact that you were kidnapped and scratching at post, trying to escape and still able to come out with a nice manicure like that, Get Stuffed!! Who the hell do you think you’re fooling?


Tanya checks into the same hotel Amber stayed at when she staged her disappearance and with a bit of money and Tanya’s charm she got the bellboy to help her find the truth and bust Amber’s fake ASS!





What!! We Can’t Get Pissed?


The newlyweds Harley and Shannon Lawson are delighted to be on the ground after floating away in a hot air balloon for miles, after waking up from their honeymoon shag, they couldn’t help but to notice they were sat in a Lion Safari Park but were rescued in time.


Hazel calls a press conference to clear the young footballer’s name but his new wife Shannon won’t keep her damn trap shut. Now they can’t have any alcoholic drinks or be seen in a pub or any type of club drinking.