Here We Hoe Again!


Bell is highly upset (I’m talking about so mad steam's coming out of her ears!) Oh how much she wants to stop this wedding. She went to tell Mimi the truth Bonny and Kate barges in and asks her to give them a moment with the Bride-to-be, Kate thinks they need to get Bell off the premises before she ruins everything.


Bell meets Caroline in the church hallway and told her that when they ask 'Does anyone object?' she’s going to stand up and tell everyone the truth, that she’s still in love with Shawn. Caroline is upset and asks her to at least tell her husband Phillip first, and to please think about her daughter Clare. Bell was about to tell Phillip the truth when Kate walked in and interrupted them.








May The Best Brother Win


Both Lucas and Austin are given a chance to convince Carrie why she should chose either one of them. Lucas is going more towards using the guilt-trip on Carrie.


Lexi is trying to convince Sami that she and Tek are only friends, but Sami knows better as she saw everything that happened in the park and threatens to tell Abe everything she knows about Lexi and Tek. Now in order for Sami to keep her mouth shut she wants Lexi to help her, Sami admits she still wants to be with Lucas but because that will never happen she wants help getting Austin.





Try Again!



Patrick is trying to convince Hope to call Bo and work things out. Meanwhile Billie is back in Salem trying to do the same thing with Bo, but Chelsea is at the door eaves-dropping and wonders to herself why her mom is trying to get Bo back with Hope.

Lily Winters


Neil wants to call the cops for his daughter Lily, but his wife Drucilla disagrees, meanwhile Lily over hears them talking and rushes of to meet with Daniel. Now Neil and Drucilla get Paul to find their daughter Lily without getting the police involved.


Lily suggests to Daniel that they should get married. Daniel is stuned by this proposal.





Thank Fast!


Ok Nick what are you going to do? Sharon has all these questions on I think you’re running out of answer, first the credit card bill of the hotel room where him and Phyllis stayed, the picture that was taken at Loren and Michael’s wedding and even those see no evil hear no evil monkeys, Nick! I think your wife is on to you!! Sharon calls to find out about the problem with the website only to find out there nothing wrong with it.














What Now?


Phyllis agrees to help her son Daniel and his girlfriend Lily only if he promises not to leave town. Nick pays Phyllis a visit in her office just to see how she’s doing after her son walked in on the together in bed, she still feels guilty by it but at lest Daniel is speaking to her now, as Nick goes in for the kiss Phyllis turns away at the same time Sharon walks in and ask what’s going on, she also notice the same type of monkeys sat on Phyllis’s desk and told Phyllis Nick can’t remember were he got his from, being the woman she is she thought quick on her feet and told her that an add company were giving them out. Now Phyllis doesn’t know how much of it she can take, with Jack, Daniel and Sharon on her back.

I’m Gonna Get You Sucker


Conrad is going out of his mind because his wife Amber is missing. She’s blowing up his phone calling him for the ransom money of 1 million quid to be dropped of in the woods by Conrad. At the same time, Tanya overheard the phone call and gave this vital information to the press. Conrad turns to Hazel for half the money and delivers it himself.

Happy, Amber calls Conrad to tell him her kidnapper got the money when in fact she wasn’t kidnapped at all, but living it up in a luxurious hotel.





You Can’t Play A Player!!


Amber, who the hell do you think you’re fooling? Of all people she’s trying to convince.... me? Tanya! The fact that you were kidnapped and scratching at post, trying to escape and still able to come out with a nice manicure like that, Get Stuffed!! Who the hell do you think you’re fooling?


Tanya checks into the same hotel Amber stayed at when she staged her disappearance and with a bit of money and Tanya’s charm she got the bellboy to help her find the truth and bust Amber’s fake ASS!





What!! We Can’t Get Pissed?


The newlyweds Harley and Shannon Lawson are delighted to be on the ground after floating away in a hot air balloon for miles, after waking up from their honeymoon shag, they couldn’t help but to notice they were sat in a Lion Safari Park but were rescued in time.


Hazel calls a press conference to clear the young footballer’s name but his new wife Shannon won’t keep her damn trap shut. Now they can’t have any alcoholic drinks or be seen in a pub or any type of club drinking.

Some of us ladies can relate to our next Category in some ways, I know i can and i'm not scared to say it!!
Most Devious Woman in a Soap!


And Our Nominees are!

Tanya Turner: Footballers Wives

Phillis Summers Abbott: Young & The Restless

Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald: Passion

Sami Brady: Days Of Our Lives

Nicole Walker: Days Of Our Lives

Liz Sanbourne: Passions






And the winner is Sami Brady: Days Of Our Lives




You Go Gurl!!

Ok Ladies this is it the Category we've all been waiting for so hold on to your seats. Now this Category is one of the biggest reasons why we ladies watch soaps, our men just don't know it yet!


The Finest Male in a Soap


The Nominees are:

Brandon Walker: Days Of Our Lives

Sam Bennett: Passions

Malcolm Winters: Young & The Restless

Fox Crane: Passions

Luis Lopez Fitzgerald: Passions

Lucas Roberts: Days Of Our Lives








This Award along with a pair of handcuffs and a black leather whip goes to Malcolm Winters: Young & The Restless


Lets see that body again shall we Ladies!!

Whips and chains, handcuffs..smack a lil booty up wit my belt!!

I Wanna LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK Ya From Ya Head To Ya Toes!!